Randy’s Ramblings 3rd September 2009
HypeFree advice to help us all.
In this post:
* Catch Up – and Nightmare
* So many ask me this… Now you find out!
* About The Adswap – It’s FR’EE at first
* Repeat – Northallerton Meet Up
* Sign Off
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* Catch Up
Just a couple of things today
One is the unusual promotion I mentioned the other day ![]()
It’s not for everyone – but some will be fascinated by it I’m sure!
The other is a follow up to the recommendation I made Monday and me venting some steam as I don’t want to follow the ‘guru hype’ path – but I’m getting grief about it and they’re using my lack of sales against me to prove their point
On a lighter note in terms of long term sales…I didn’t have any spectacular weeks in August – BUT – I did add another get a payrise from most of my main sites
So regardless of what ‘they’ say, (or how I sound below) I’m very happy to continue being me. (And not trying to be someone I’m not)
In fact – I do wish a lot of luck to those who follow and remake themselves into new people – as long as they’re happy with the end result and the lives that they find themselves living.
For those who follow my lead and live their lives with passion first -
I do want to reassure you…
It may take a little longer – but trust me on this…
You will really – really love the life you get at the end of it. And it does come around eventually…
I think I have it on my twitter profile – That keeping my marketing fun and passion filled may earn less initially – but it does lead to a happier life that I love living ….But it’s not for me to make decisions about the way others lead their lives (and it’s definitely NOT my job to judge anyone!! – I’ll leave that to the guys with wigs and the higher powers people believe in)
I just hope you enjoy the life you have, and can pass that on to others.
OK – I know I’m rambling on now due to writing this in reverse order…lol
Hope it all makes sense by the time you’ve read it all…lol
So – on with the unusual promo and why I mention it.
Remember – it may not be for you.. in fact it’s probably only for a small minority, but it will answer one question that I’ve been asked so often
[Added In Edit]
It seems that sometime on Thursday my pc was infected with a virus ![]()
I won’t bore you with too many details of the nightmare this is causing me – other than to ask for your patience in replying to just about anything.
I have kept up with support tickets and emails by visiting frends and using their pc’s and have now bought a wireless dongle for my old laptop.
However – I don’t have a lot of tools, resources and passwords for a lot of the daily things I do – so until the engineer takes a look on Monday, I may not be able to do certain tasks and things that I’d like, and others may just take a little longer…. like getting this post onto the blog…lol
To turn this all into a postive – Pete is going to teach me a bit more techy stuff about putting everything onto my external hard drive as soon as I’m fully back up and running…. so something good will come out of it
Oh and while I’m editing – a MASSIVE THANK YOU for the emails I’ve been getting about my rant below ![]()
I really appreciate it and will try and post some of them as comments once I’ve sorted this post and whatever else requires doing.
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* So many ask me this… Now you find out!
OK – here is comes.
The question that so many have asked me over the years.
It’s about the photo I used to use on most of my sites and forum posts:

In it I am holding a certificate.
And that’s what people seemed to want to know…
What Is It For?
Well if I haven’t answered you individually over the years – or even if you hadn’t seen it around much lately and never gave it a thought… you’ll now find out
It’s a certificate from the British Academy of Hypnosis.
You see I’ve always been a nosey so’n'so (I think I meant to and inquisitive sort)
And way back (when I had too much ca$h to spare…lol) I had seen a hypnotist perform and was fascinated.
So much so that I wanted to know how it was done!
(I’m the same with magic tricks – there aren’t many I don’t know!!)
Well being in sales management at the time – I decided to invest and learn all I could, as I realised that it would
A) – Satisfy my own desire to know &
B) – Could be useful in my career and general life.
So I ended up paying around $3000 to be taught both stage hypnotism and hypnotherapy (which differ greatly!!)
I do have to say that it was a great investment that I did get value from, and although I have never ‘performed on stage’
I did learn a lot about the human mind, and my own in general because of it.
So there you have it – now you know… just don’t tell my gorgeous ex’s or my beautiful Rachel (they may suddenly realise I’m an ugly bloke and not the hunk they thought they saw!!)
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Anyway – that brings me around to this unusual promotion.
It’s for a course called
‘Ultimate Conversational Hypnosis’
Now I did tell you it wasn’t for everyone ![]()
So if hypnosis and NLP are of no interest to you you can stop reading now.
If however you can see how knowing more about how the mind works might help you both in your online career as well as be a great help in your life in general, … Then this just might be for you Dooby!
http://www.randolfsmith.com/recommends/hypno/
And the reason I’m promoting it is because it is SOoooooo much cheaper than what I had to invest to learn about it.
And frankly – this course actually covers a great deal more due to the advanced skills of it’s creator.
Here’s some of what you’ll discover if you’d care to:
It’s put together by Steve G. Jones and he’s a world renowned, super-educated hypnotherapist,
Steve doesn’t claim to be a “know-it-all.”
But the one thing HE DOES know better than 99.99% of the people on the planet is how to use hypnosis in both everyday life and therapeutically.
After all, that’s just about the only thing Steve has done with his life, professionally speaking, for the last 24 years!
That’s why he has developed an amazing 18 module system to give you almost-absolute control in everyday situations.
Imagine if you could induce hypnosis in anyone while speaking to them… and it’s not a rocket science.
However there are two limiting factors.
You can hypnotize one individual at a time (so forget about creating a big harem of hot, hypnotized women calling you responding to your TV ad). ![]()
An individual must have an IQ of at least 90. In other words, the person is not extremely stupid (so forget hypnotizing your dog).
Other than that you must know:
“With great power comes great responsibility”
- Spiderman’s uncle
Steve will show you how to master everyday hypnosis… He’ll even give you word-by-word scripts so he makes sure you’ll get it.
After reviewing the modules myself, I asked Steve if I can let you know about his powerful system.
He agreed, but under one condition…
That you promise to me, you’ll use it ethically.
As hypnosis of that degree in unethical hands could mean a disaster… And I don’t want to be held responsible for such thing.
It is like a weapon.. He has to be careful selecting to whom he grants access.
Check out the website to see if you qualify.
http://www.randolfsmith.com/recommends/hypno/
In Steve’s Ultimate Conversational Hypnosis System you’ll discover…
** How to use one little-known routine to make an outstanding, charming first impression.
** How to close almost any deal for as long as there is even a slightest interest in your offer (and quick-test to find that out on Module 6)
** How to calm down aggressive people and demand their attention. On Module 8.
** How to induce amnesia – Extremely powerful one – Module 9.
Or the nice-one, his clients specially like…
** How to start a conversation even with a total stranger and having a great rapport from very beginning
Best of all, you can discover these and dozens of other proven and powerful hypnosis techniques for very little money… as part of this special marketing test available only to my subscribers!
So, if you want to get an edge in everyday communication, lead other people towards your goals and you promise to do it ethically…
I urge you to find out more about Steve’s
“Ultimate Conversational Hypnosis” system by clicking the link:
But Remember – It’s Not for everyone, I did say at the start!
There’s no risk. If you aren’t 100% delighted with Steve’s techniques… if you don’t realize their potential INSTANTLY, just let him know within 60 days.
He’ll promptly refund your money. And you can keep the entire System with his compliments! That way, he takes all the risk — and you can’t lose!
To inspect the system risk-free for a full 2 months, click the link below:
==> http://www.randolfsmith.com/recommends/hypno/
Well that made a change from the usual IM talk didn’t it?
I hope I didn’t bore you if it’s not your thing… (I did say to stop reading up near the top…lol) And if it is – I hope you appreciate the price compared to what I had to pay when I was taught!
OK – moving on…. my small rant and bepuzzlement! (Is that a word??)
Or was it my fault for forgetting to mention Free on Monday?
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* About The Adswap – It’s FREE at first
Did I mess up?
Two days ago I mentioned Ray’s new Adswap product
http://randolfsmith.com/recommends/AdSwap/
I stuck in the copy and paste email and added what I thought were my more realistic comments.
I even admitted and mentioned on my blog that doing this had added 841 subscribers to my own lists.
And yet I don’t seem to have anyone grab the offer and ask me for the resource I’d said I would give as my genuine related bonus for those taking the upsell?
So I figure there could be a number of reasons for it…
Either everyone on my list has suddenly stopped reading anything I send out (possible but seems unlikely)?
OR
I didn’t make it clear that the front end is FREE (I didn’t but figured if you went to the site you’d see that for yourself…)
OR
Everyone who did read it, went to the site and saw no need to buy product, as they are already using this to great effect and have a list of thousands already making them heaps of ca$h every month? (in which case – can you all please contact me to arrange to promote my products???) - hehe
OR
is it that I should change my style and really hype it up like others have done? That may be something I have to consider, as people are making some good ca$h using the hyped up emails and bonuses.
I really don’t get it on this one.
It is a guaranteed way to build your lists and make more income each and every month, and yet I made no sales.
(I know – I’m not supposed to even admit that am I?)
http://randolfsmith.com/recommends/AdSwap/
I stand by what I always say about not spending on things you don’t need….
BUT HEY – I’ve never had a time when there are at least a few who would benefit from products I review and recommend.
Therefore I can only assume that it’s cos I didn’t recommend it strongly enough, or I should have added some info overload bonuses and gone with the hypey pitch.
Nope – can’t do it.
I doubt it will get you 10,000 subs in a few weeks – it hasn’t for me. But Adswaps have added another $300 to my incom’e last month alone! And 841 subs.
So why wouldn’t you think that was worth taking a lkook at if you are ready to build your own lists?
If you don’t have an Autoresponder -
I have www.WizardResponder.com at less than half what the big names charge.
I have www.GuruBypass.com that can get anyone started with a list and some monthly inco’me.
(And in it I do recommend starting some adswaps once you have a list started)
So whatever the reason is – I’m sure I’ve done a dis-service by not being strong enough in recommending Ray’s product!
Here’s hoping that whoever missed the email or thought a few hundred a month wasn’t worth the investment may realise it’s one of the best ways to keep adding to your own long term security and will reconsider and take a look today…
http://randolfsmith.com/recommends/AdSwap/
And no – it’s still not for everyone.
And no it wont make you rich overnight
And Finally NO – I can’t see me changing my style and getting hypey and writing BS about 10′s of thousands of subs and millions per month.
So do feel free to buy from someone who promises you what you want to believe – if that’s the style you’d prefer.
For everyone else…
This is just me frustrated at being told ‘told you so’ by friends who do use the hype to sell.
It weakens my argument to keeping things real, and I always prefer to be in a position of strength when I argue ….lol
So if you are ready for a product that will show you how to do what “I’ve” claimed it will – and not what others claim it will – then I hope you’ll consider using my link to grab it ![]()
http://randolfsmith.com/recommends/AdSwap/
And a P.S. to those who already emailed me this week about liking the fact that I keep things fun and realistic…. Thanks.
Even if they keep beating me in JV comps – it’s YOU who I’ll stay true to! (well my conscience actually, but I’m glad that you fit in with it for me so I can continue the way I choose to and not have to follow the Guru crowd)
:)
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* Repeat = Northallerton Meet Up
Less than a week to the next meet up…
Monday Sept 7th (2009) – 11am -around 4pm
Venue:
Elders Bar
2 Elder Road,
Ankers Yard,
Northallerton,
North Yorkshire,
DL6 1RS
01609 778337
If you search maps.google.co.uk there is a car park not shown on the map just off bullamoor road.
Or turn into Elder road and turn right for parking just outside the door.
Any issues – give Randy a shout
skype – randolf.smith
support – www.RandolfSmith.com/support
Everyone is welcome, there are no fees for the venue and they serve home made food until 2pm for around £4 – £5, with snacks starting from £1.50
I look forward to seeing everyone who comes along
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*Sign off
****As ever – only spend your ca$h on things that
WILL help you (Not the stuff that Might One Day!)****
Here’s hoping you’re
Loving Life, Living it with Passion, And Passing it on!
Til next time
Warm Regards to You and Yours,
From Me and Mine.
Randy
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Hi Randy,
I wouldn’t say you really need to turn up the hype, but rather when you are making a promotion, I think you should start the post off with the promotion. Sometimes people my only read the start of a post.
And in your bullet points at the start of the post, you maybe should of titled that point ‘AdSwap Masterclass is FREE for a short time only!’, or something along those lines.
Hope that helps?
Paul.
Hi Randy,
I like your rambling style and also feel that having fun and being real are more important than making zillions of dollars. I also promoted Ray’s AdSwap program, and made no sales as well, so you’re not alone in that. I think I’ve located a possible reason in that Ray’s AdSwap assumes you already have some sort of list to use for swapping. In my case, and probably many others who aren’t “making it” online YET, is that we aren’t outgoing in the 1st place, and have no idea what to put into a newsletter or autoresponder series. Many people just starting attempting online marketing in the past year or more are doing it from a position of ZERO funds to work with, so we’re using free advertising which is generally only going to be seen by others with no $ to spend.
I have screen shots I took last week of my clickbank analytics which don’t go back very far, couple months since they started it, but showing several products I’ve sent in excess of 4K hops to, and never an order page hit.
I wish I knew a cure, but at least now you know you’re not alone in not getting sales no matter how hard you promote.
Keep on rambling, have a great weekend!
Scott
Thanks for the comments guys
@ Paul … I hope your coaching with Alex is going well
@ Scott – have you looked at GuruBypass for driving traffic to your clickbank link…lol
Randy
http://www.WizardResponder.com
Hi and thanks for your honesty,
Its good to be yourself and not full of BS, I know If you stay as you are you will over take the so called Guru’s, because I have cancelled many of them on there false pretence’s, as the saying goes you can fools some of the people some of the time but you can’t fool all of the people all of the time,( or words to that affect)
Any way Randy keep It up and you will have a loyal list of customers
BEST REGARDS
MALCOLM HILL
Hi Randy,
I’m so glad that I subscribed to your list, its a lot more interesting than reading all the other hyped up mails that I get from all the big gurus.
I know exactly how you feel when you’ve made a great effort to promote a product & no one seems interested, I get it all the time.
Randy i did read your recommendation but at the moment im in information overload,
I prefer your methods, you might not make as much money as you could but money isn’t the be all & end all, as long as you enjoy what your doing & making a bit on on the side then that’s all that matters.
Anyway, its me whose RAMBLING on now lol
Keep up the good work Randy,
speak again soon,
Gaz.
Just wanted to tell you that I did go to that link, did the free, confirmed, and tried to see the offer.
For some reason I kept doing the circle jerk thing. I probably was doing something stupid but I wasn’t able to go where I thought he was telling me to go.
I’ll try again and see what happens. Just wanted you to know that there are some still people reading your emails
I for one appreciate your style.
One sure way to get me to unsubscribe:
“my good friend” at the beginning of the email.
They can’t possibly be “good friends” with so many diverse people. If they are, how do they ever get any work done.
Off to try Ray again.
Carol Smith
Thanks again for the support everyone.
I’m having to type this from my laptop with a few challenges to my normal methods – so I’ll keep it short.
Fingers crossed for Monday when the engineer comes to look at my pc…
Chat soon
Randy
http://www.RandolfSmith.com
Hi Randy
Found this post via twitter, and I’ve had the same result for Ray’s site.
HIs swipe e-mails are terrible, no way of finding out the squeezepage conversions, and the actual free report reads only slightly better than a PLR.
Having that said that I believe in the concept of adswaps, so I went along for the ride, and perhaps Ray might finally get round to the promo he promised for http://www.squeezepagesecretsrevealed.com
Speaking of which I will get round to gurubypass or whatever it’s called, your email is starred in gmail, and if I wasn’t spending time reading tweets it may have gone out already!
It must be something about this part of the internet as your rambling is starting to rub off on me
Hopefully see you at an event sometime on the future.
Andrew
Hi Andrew
Great to have you pop by
I’ll be emailing JV partners again as a few have been busy and are going to promote GuruBypass around the middle of the month.
(Submit a ticket to my support desk Andrew http://www.RandolfSmith.com/support – could do with a chat to arrange a promo in return for you letting people know about GB, and I’d love to chat about something I just noticed regarding someone you used to know well….lol)
Randy
Hi Randy,
OMG! What a long post! But read it till the end.
Definitely keep up the honest style to your marketing and your reviews. There are some of us that truly appreciate the bluntness that you share about this industry.
In the last 2 weeks I have culled myself from quite a few big name marketers lists because of all the crap and hype stuff they say. Yet I have chosen to stay on yours because of your truth!!!
Don’t change your style because of the big guys or else you will end up just like them $%^& &^%$# Didn’t want to say anything rude!
Remember the “Tortoise always wins the race” and please stay honest and true.
Loyal Reader
Jacinta
Hi Jacinta,
Thank you for your support,
And yeah – I’m thrilled to have people telling me they prefer me to stay true to my conscience …
But quite honestly, I wouldn’t change regardless…. I guess my Mum & Dad just brought me up in such a way that I would struggle to be anyone I’m not.
It does make the statement
“The the best You that You can be!” far more understandable to me though….lol
(and I’m pleased that I finally understand that saying….lol)
Randy
I agree with Jacinta and others…
don’t change a thing about how you do things Randy….yours is the only blog I follow faithfully and read every newsletter you send.
Entertaining and educating…
Thanks Randy,
Kathy
sometimes Sales Management takes a lot of effort and skill.,-~