Randy's Ramblings 1st Feb 2014


Not only is it the weekend, but it's
the first day of Feb too :)

Only a fortnight to go for all you
Romantics out there... I can't wait ;)
But I know Rachel will do her usual
bah humbug (She's not into romance as
much as me, which is always amusing to others.
Me being a romantic old git and her totally not
fussed by it all)

Anyways - February is here so this year is
now well and truly underway.

It's time to put away the 'Just been new year'
excuses and get stuck in.

So without further ado, here's your weekend
freebie followed by another link to a Video
I reccommend you watch.


This weekends Free Download is:
'The Viral Marketing Values'

It includes the Product, Graphics, Sales
AND Thankyou pages etc. With PLR

Use them as you wish :)


You’ll find the download link on our latest
‘HotPage’ of recent cool offers here:

http://mediakettle.com/likes/01feb14.php

Do check some of those offers while you're there.

PLUS - If you have a few minutes, I highly
recommend watching the 'Real Case Study's'
on John's Partnership To Success page here:

http://www.mediakettle.com/likes/p2s14
I honestly think you'll relate to at least 1
or 2 of the people John shows you facts and
figures about.

AFTER you've watched - if you need a temptation
to help you make the decision to join...

THEN check our BonkerBonus page here:
http://mediakettle.com/likes/BonkersBonus

It seriously would be a wise investment if you
genuinely want to make a living from the internet.
 

As always...
Have yourselves a Great Weekend!

Talk Soon,
Si & Randy
mediakettle.com

P.S. Here's that HotPage link again.
http://mediakettle.com/likes/01feb14.php


P.P.S. Today's Smile: 
Offence Warning - ?Blondes?

A Blonde Goes On Who Wants To
Be A Millionaire

Regis:
"Barbara, you've done very well so
far - $500,000 and one lifeline left
-- phone a friend.

The next question will give you the top
prize of One Million dollars if you get it right
 ... but if you get it wrong you will
drop back to $32,000 -- are you ready?"

Barbara:
"Sure, I'll have a go!"

Regis:
"Which of the following birds does not
build it's own nest?

Is it........

A-Robin

B-Sparrow

C-Cuckoo

D-Thrush

Remember Barbara its worth 1 Million dollars."


"I think I know who it..but I'm not 100%...
No, I haven't got a clue. I'd like to phone a
friend Regis, just to be sure."

Regis:
"Yes, who, Barbara, do you want to phone?"

Barbara:
"I'll phone my friend Maggie back home
in Birmingham."

(ringing)

Maggie (also a blonde):
"Hello..."

Regis:
"Hello Maggie, its Regis here from Who Wants
to be a Millionaire - I have Barbara here and
she is doing really well on $500,000, but needs
your help to be a Million.
The next voice you hear will be Barbara's
and she'll read you the question.
There are 4 possible answers and 1 correct
answer and you have 30 seconds to answer
-- fire away Barbara."

Barbara:
"Maggie, which of the following birds does
not build it's own nest? Is it:

A-Robin

B-Sparrow

C-Cuckoo

D-Thrush"

Maggie:
"Oh Gees, Barbara that's simple.....
It's a Cuckoo."

Barbara: "You think?"

Maggie:
"I'm sure."

Barbara:
"Thanks Maggie." (hangs up)

Regis:
"Well, do you want to stick on $500,000 or
play on for the Million, Barbara?"

Barbara:
"I want to play, I'll go with C-Cuckoo"

Regis:
"Is that your final answer?"

Barbara:
"It is."

Regis:
"Are you confident?"

Barbara:
"Yes fairly, Maggie's a sound bet."

Regis:
"Barbara.....you had $500,000 and you said
C-Cuckoo ...you're right! - You have just
won ONE MILLION DOLLARS.

Here is your check. You have been a great
contestant and a real gambler.
Audience please put your hands together
for Barbara."

(clapping)

That night Barbara calls round to Maggie and
brings her down to a local bar for a celebration
drink and, as they are sipping their Champagne,
Barbara turns to Maggie and asks
"Tell me Maggie, How in God's name did you know
that it was the Cuckoo that does not build its
own nest?

Maggie:
"Listen Barbara, everybody knows
that a Cuckoo lives in a clock."

:)




Til next time
To You and Yours,

Here's hoping you're
Loving Life, Living it with Passion, And Passing it on!

Warm Regards
Randy