Randy's Ramblings 10th May 2014


Yet another weekend where I'm not here
to send anything,
So this email was all queued up to get you
your freebie ;)

Hopefully I'm having a great time in Bristol
with a bunch of cool marketing friends :)
Do check facebook for any meeting/drunken
pictures :)

But more importantly - enjoy your weekend freebie ;)


This weekends Free Download is:
'Entrepreneurs Mindset'



It includes the Ebook, Graphics, &
Website pages etc. all with MRR..

Use them as you wish :)


You’ll find the download link on our latest
‘HotPage’ of recent cool offers here:

http://mediakettle.com/likes/10may14.php

Do check some of those offers while you're there.
There have been some very cool products this week,
and some are coming to the end of their launches.
So don't miss out on anything that could help
you at the best prices available.

But as usual - Don't invest in stuff you'll
just have sitting around :)


Meanwhile, As always...
Have yourselves a Great Weekend!


Talk Soon,
Si & Randy
mediakettle.com

P.S. Here's that HotPage link again.
http://mediakettle.com/likes/10may14.php


P.P.S. Today's Smile: 
Offence Warning - ?Women?

Guaranteed Weight Loss Program

A guy was ordered by his doctor to
lose 75 lbs. due to very serious health
risks.
As he wondered how in the heck he would
ever do it, he saw an ad in the newspaper
for a GUARANTEED WEIGHT LOSS PROGRAM.

"Guaranteed? Yeah right!"
he thought to himself. But desperate, he
calls them up and subscribes to the 3-day/10
pound weight loss program.

The next day there's a knock at his door,
and when he answers, there stands before
him a voluptuous, athletic, 19-year-old
babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike
running shoes and a sign round her neck.

She introduces herself as a representative
of the weight loss company. The sign reads,

"If you can catch me, you can have me."

Without a second thought he takes off after
her. A few miles later, huffing and puffing,
he finally catches her and has his way with
her. After they are through and she leaves,
he thinks to himself,

"I like the way this company does business!"

The same girl shows up for the next two days
and the same thing happens.

On the fourth day, he weighs himself and is
delighted to find he has lost 10 lb. as promised.
He calls the company and orders their 5-day/20
pound program.

The next day there's a knock at the door and
there stands the most stunning, beautiful,
sexy woman he has ever seen in his life, wearing
nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign
around her neck that reads,

"If you catch me, you can have me."

He's out the door after her like a shot.
This girl is in excellent shape and it takes him
a while to catch her, but when he does, it is
worth every cramp and wheeze. For the next four
days, the same routine happens and much to his
delight, on the fifth day he weighs himself and
found he has lost another 20 lbs. as promised.

He decides to go for broke and calls the company
to order the 7-day/50 pound program.

"Are you sure?",
asks the representative on the phone.
"This is our most rigorous program."

"Absolutely," he replies,
"I haven't felt this good in years."

The next day there's a knock at the door and
when he opens it he finds Gorilla standing
with a sign around his neck that reads,

"If I catch you, you're mine!"

:)




Til next time
To You and Yours,

Here's hoping you're
Loving Life, Living it with Passion, And Passing it on!

Warm Regards
Randy